Gabe Capone

Nov 12, 2020

Shutting my eyes to food porn

Photo by fauxels from Pexels

I love food. Maybe I will marry it, wise guy. Food and I have a relationship. One that’s built on appreciation, taste, and a compromise on my ideal weight.

Food porn is a phrase that’s never really tickled my fancy. I don’t wanna fuck my sandwich. …

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Gabe Capone

Gabe Capone

Writer of humorous essays, sketch comedy, and bits for podcasts. Featured in Fatherly and Scary Mommy. Host of the improvised podcast Thanks for Calling.