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Gabe Capone

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Plant-based Panic

The time I had a pants-demic during the pandemic

Sep 4, 2023

Plant-based Panic

Sep 4, 2023

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I’m Trying to Sell My Home. Should I Mention the Demons?

Seeking advice from a real estate expert

Oct 6, 2020

I’m Trying to Sell My Home. Should I Mention the Demons?

Oct 6, 2020

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Woodstock ‘99: White Boys Gone Wild

A review of one of the sexiest festivals ever

Sep 29, 2022

Woodstock ‘99: White Boys Gone Wild

Sep 29, 2022

Ode To Bodhi

A eulogy for my dog

Nov 8, 2022

Ode To Bodhi

Nov 8, 2022

Bye Bye Ads in the Sky?

Thoughts while sitting in a beach chair

Sep 19, 2022

Sep 19, 2022

I’m Guilty of Voluntary Mouse Slaughter

Is it a capital offense?

Mar 19, 2022

I’m Guilty of Voluntary Mouse Slaughter

Mar 19, 2022

Confessions of a Midnight Snacker

Sneaking a snack is a high-risk heist, and I’m the elusive thief with the plan.

Jan 28, 2022

Confessions of a Midnight Snacker

Jan 28, 2022

My Bessie

One man’s search for the ultimate leather jacket

Jul 12, 2021

My Bessie

Jul 12, 2021

Arguing With A Scooter Punk After He Sped Off

I saw a kid on a motorized scooter and shouted, “You got a license for that thing?”

Jan 19, 2021

Arguing With A Scooter Punk After He Sped Off

Jan 19, 2021

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The Anal Swab

Dec 23, 2020

Dec 23, 2020

Gabe Capone

Gabe Capone

Writing mostly…joking around a lot…making art here and there…improvising all the time. Found on Medium, Thanks for Calling, Fatherly, Substack, other spots.

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